titanios:

Who has never had any desire to vanish and only come back when everything was fine?

bluepac:

para-gone:

bluepac:

My new infinity tattoo!!

is that a donut

No it’s my new infinity tattoo

The fuck are you

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

caughtinanocean:

There’s been an incredible, overwhelming glut of really great Steve/Bucky stories in the wake of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Of the ones I’ve managed to read so far, here are a few of my favorites.

twinners-new-leaf:

I really wanted to wait until I had 100 followers but looks like that isn’t happening because I’m just so stoked! :3 but this is a giveaway to my followers so you must be following me!

I will be picking the winners randomly! With a number generator at random.org!

There will be three…

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sickreferencebro:

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

SOMEONE SAID IT

tyleroakley:

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

crydaisy:

this is important to me

jewist:

Detroit-born Photographer Mark Laita explores social and cultural clashes between different social backgrounds by juxtaposing people of United States in his stunning series “Created Equal”. 
1. Amish Teenagers / Punk Teenagers
2. Marine / War Veteran
3. Vegetarian / Butcher, 1999 / 2004
4. College Graduate / High School Dropout
5. Indigent Couple / Wealthy Couple
6. Rock Band / Polka Band, 2006 / 2006
7. Baptist Minister / Ku Klux Klan
8. Catholic Nuns / Prostitutes
9. Homeless Man / Real Estate Developer
10. Gang Member / Mafioso

bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

catch-thecumbersnitch:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

today I wore my Deathly Hallows necklace to school and someone asked me “isn’t that the deathly holocaust symbol”

yes

Harry Potter and the Third Reich: Book Eight

update: i was just asked if i’m wearing this to identify as a member of the illuminati

brakes:

erejean 4 jean kirstein’s birthday ;u;

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